Love Is Blind & Marriage Is An Eye Opener
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I Can Olny Please One Person A Day.  Today Isn't Your Day.
Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either!
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I'm Drunk & You're Ugly....But Tomorrow I'll Be Sober And You'll Still Be Ugly
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I'm The Captain & I Don't Take Shit From Nobody!
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I Don't Need An Encyclopedia.....My Wife Knows It All !!
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Lesbian Trapped In A Man's Body..
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Have A Nice Day!!!
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Mean People Suck.....Nice People Swallow....
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Show Me Your Hooters!
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I'm Too Sexy For My Hair.....That's How Come It Isn't There
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Millions Of Battered Women...
And I'm Still Eatin' Mine Plain!
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I'm Here About The
BLOW Job
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Gas, Grass, or Ass...
No One Rides For Free
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Free Pony Rides
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I'm Not Going Bald, I'm Getting More Head
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My Parents Always Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted
......So I Became An Asshole!
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Will Buy Drinks For Sex
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WHAT
The Fuck Are You Looking At?
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It's Not A Beer Belly.....
It's A Liquid Grain Storage Facility
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I'M Trying To See Things From Your Point Of View
..But I can't Stick My Head That Far Up My Ass!
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It's Not A Beer Belly.....
It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine
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