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WARNING:  Choking Hazard
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Wanted:  Single Woman
Must Have V.C.R. (Very Cute Rear)
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Some Days You're the Dog..
Some Days You're The Hydrant!!
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SH-T THE F-CK -P!  All That's Missing Is You!
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DICKIE-DO AWARD...
My Tummy Sticks Out Farther Than My Dickie Do
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It's Not A Beer Belly.....
It's A Liquid Grain Storage Facility
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BEER BELLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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I'M TRYING TO SEE THINGS FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW
..But I can't Stick My Head That Far Up My Ass!
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GAS, GRASS, OR ASS...
NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE
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International Symbol For: NEEDS HEAD
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It's Not A Beer Belly.....
It's A Fuel Tank For A Sex Machine

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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
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That's MISTER ASSHOLE To You
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I'M NOT GOING BALD, I'M GETTIN MORE HEAD
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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport
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